so i was on youtube listening to ‘carry on my wayward son’ …
dean what do you think you’re doing
Little girl: *hides behind her mom*
Mom: Go ahead, you can tell her.
Little girl: Yeeaaaaaah...
Me: That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione?
Little girl: *shakes head*
Me: Ron? Harry?
Little girl: I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT.
Me: Uh.
Little Girl: HE REPRESENTS CHAOS.
Me: That's...fun too.
Isn’t anyone going to talk about the Pixar lamp straight up murdering the I and then turning to stare at us as if to say if you talk you’ll be next because what the fuck
